1、bushizheinianbuziweile,ershicikeguonianshi,zuihuanyuderenbushini!

2、eyuyaodaoliewushibuhuisiche,zhihui360°fanhuishenti,yishibeieyuyaodaobubidanyou,zhixusuizheeyuyilufanzhuanqiesulvgoukuaidehua,hainenggoubaeyutoujiningshangqu。

3、cikedenianqingren,yingdangduoxiangjialiyaoqian,buranzheixieqianliuzaijiarenshouli,zaowanyaobeibaojianpinhexxbipianguangde!

4、都雅的皮郛经不起扫黄打非

,风趣的魂灵又涉嫌账号违规

。真TM悲催!

5、rendepingshengzhongzuishaoyaoyouliangcigandong,yiciweibuqubunaodelianqing,yiciweishuozoujiuzoudeguanguang。rendepingshengzhongyezuishaoyaoyouliangcihuiyuan,yiciweibuqubunaodelianqingerzhishiyoushen,yiciweishuozoujiuzoudeguanguangeryushangchunyun。

6、jiaoyuantishini:shujiawanwantiao,gongkediyitiao。guojiebujinxiu,kaixueliangxinglei!

7、既然有“劝酒”文明,可不能够一样“劝书”呢?

就像如许: “来!读了这本书,不读便是不给体面”

“豪情深,读两遍;豪情浅,读叙言”

“这本书我先读了,你随便”

“读完这本,另有三本”

8、古代诗一首:《天下上最利害的把戏师是妈妈》

“妈,勺子在哪?”

“橱柜左侧第三个抽屉。”

“不埃”

“再找找。”

“真的不。”

“瞎了?这不是吗?”